me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired
"what would you do if your boyfriend cheated on you?"
how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep